KPOPALYPSE presents THE GREATEST K-POP ASS MASTERPIECES OF 2015

It’s been a year since the last Kpopalypse ass post, so that means we’re due for an update!  What’s changed in the world of k-pop ass?  Which k-pop asses are generating the highest amount of faps?

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The results from the Kpopalypse ass survey are in and it’s time to find out the greatest k-pop ass masterpieces of 2015!  Read on and discover the trufax about k-pop ass!

WARNING: post contains lots of high quality GIFS of ass, they take a while to load!

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Kpopalypse’s 8 steps to iljin success for losers like you who should probably be killed

K-pop fans will probably already be familiar with the term iljin (일진) – a Korean word for young people who prioritise fun, positivity, social skills and being sexy over lonely boredom and pointless, soulless drudgery.  Iljins aren’t interested in studying 624 hours per week, crying into their pillows every night about their lonely boring futureless existence and whining on the Internet every two seconds like most people you know, but instead channel their many positive qualities into their productive future careers as highly successful businesspeople and celebrities.

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Are you, or is someone you know a complete loser who could use some assistance and advice from someone who isn’t failing at life?  Have you ever wanted to know how to embrace the positive side of existence and become a stunningly charismatic, successful and fun-loving iljin that Korean netizens are rabidly jealous of?  What amazing trufax can we learn from these living, breathing success stories?  Wonder no more as Kpopalypse takes you through the 8 steps to iljin success!

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POSITIVE post – Kim Hyun Joong

Kpopalypse is back with another POSITIVE post!  Lots of people complain that Kpopalypse is too insulting and condescending, so there’s no time like the present to turn over a new POSITIVE leaf once again!

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This post is all about acknowledging and celebrating the wonderful qualities of Kim Hyun Joong… but it’s also about more than that!  Kpopalypse is going to do something extra-special to help improve the quality of his life, let’s read on and find out what it is!

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Mission: Free Hyunaisaslut57!!!!! (T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap part 2)

You said that you wanted it, so here it is – a sequel to “T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap“!

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While this post does work as a standalone story, it’s a lot more fucking entertaining and the various references in it will make far more sense if you’ve already read the original, so read the first part by clicking here!  For those who have already done so, read on, cao ni mas!

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Kpopalypse’s 30 worst songs of the Golden Age Of K-pop: 2008-2011

It’s Kpopalypse worst-of list time once again!  Time to relax, sit down with your favourite beverage and find out what k-pop songs Kpopalypse thought sucked the most from the Golden Age of k-pop!

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Warning: like all Kpopalypse lists, this one has 30 videos and may take a while to load.  Be patient.  Or get a better device to read this on.  Or disable your Flash player – trust me, you might as well, you’re not going to be missing much if you can’t play these horrible music videos.

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