The Kpopalypse blog now has over 1,000,000 views! Wow!
Okay, so half of those hits were probably just from people searching “kpop boobs” in Google Image Search, but the other half were from you dedicated caonimas who read my stuff regularly, so thank you! Kpopalypse has determination to continue posting about k-pop, so expect more posts fondly!
Here’s a question that I received a while back:
The answer is: this one! Let’s find out all about the personalities of people in the k-pop media and how we can correctly judge them from our high horse and feel socially validated! Yay!
Inquiring minds wish to know the answer to the following question:
It’s fine to say that someone is determined or not determined, but how is determination itself determined? It’s a good question, fortunately Kpopalypse is determined to determinate determination levels! Read on for the trufax!
Very many folks / seemed to really quite enjoy / my Haiku reviews
As Kpopalypse / is always happy to please / all of his readers
I have now returned / with even more song reviews / in Haiku format
Sit back and enjoy / as I take a runny dump / on all of your faves
Kpopalypse returns with a new competition post just for you! Whether it’s about winning an award nobody cares about, getting to #1 on some pointless chart somewhere or coming at the top of some random dicksucking bullshit list made up by some nobodies, it’s clear that K-pop fans love competitions, especially ones where they can get involved and vote as many times as they like! So hopefully you’ll also like this post, where Kpopalypse investigates which music genre has the most epilepsy-inducing music videos! (more…)
Yes that’s right readers, it’s the return of:
Kpopalypse returns yet again with more nugus to entertain you all! Read on and discover more k-pop nugus to enrich your life!
Inquiring minds have noticed the lack of quality in current k-pop and wish to know the answer to the following question:
What does Kpopalypse want to hear in k-pop? More importantly, will any of it actually happen? Come on a journey with Kpopalypse as he explores k-pop’s musical trends and shows areas for future improvement!
It’s been a year since the last Kpopalypse ass post, so that means we’re due for an update! What’s changed in the world of k-pop ass? Which k-pop asses are generating the highest amount of faps?
The results from the Kpopalypse ass survey are in and it’s time to find out the greatest k-pop ass masterpieces of 2015! Read on and discover the trufax about k-pop ass!
WARNING: post contains lots of high quality GIFS of ass, they take a while to load!
K-pop fans will probably already be familiar with the term iljin (일진) – a Korean word for young people who prioritise fun, positivity, social skills and being sexy over lonely boredom and pointless, soulless drudgery. Iljins aren’t interested in studying 624 hours per week, crying into their pillows every night about their lonely boring futureless existence and whining on the Internet every two seconds like most people you know, but instead channel their many positive qualities into their productive future careers as highly successful businesspeople and celebrities.
Are you, or is someone you know a complete loser who could use some assistance and advice from someone who isn’t failing at life? Have you ever wanted to know how to embrace the positive side of existence and become a stunningly charismatic, successful and fun-loving iljin that Korean netizens are rabidly jealous of? What amazing trufax can we learn from these living, breathing success stories? Wonder no more as Kpopalypse takes you through the 8 steps to iljin success!